June 2011
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Redundancy is redundant.
I am oblivious.
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May 2011
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Dear monotony:
You’re messing with the wrong person. This is a direct threat to your livelihood and your progeny. Back off or you will be fucking sorry.
Sincerely,
Me
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Things I've learned recently:
karma is not to be scoffed at
glass is a perpetual liquid
Eileen hates me and has devoted her life to avoiding all my calls/texts/IMs
pop culture pays; knowledge doesn’t
common sense is not so common
dry paint is pretty much equivalent to the concept of death: both are inevitable, beautiful, and eventually diminish in importance as they physically crumble away (but they are forever...
Plans for my 4-Day weekend:
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
eat
sleep
…have panic attacks while finishing work at 12am on tuesday
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Hey Arnold is on instant
I NEVER WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AGAIN
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Why are all the good French films getting taken...
WHYYYY DOES NETFLIX NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS AN ACADEMIC CALENDAR AND I AM A VERY IMPORTANT CUSTOMER WHO IS UNSATISFIED WITH THE CURRENT INSTANT MOVIES CYCLE DUE TO MY CURRENT OBLIGATIONS WHICH PROHIBIT ME FROM ENJOYING THEIR INSTANT MOVIES
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I'm sick of the Cold War
There has been too much hands-on experience with the crap. There was a Cold War simulation game at school, there was a Cold War going on at home, and EVERYONE IS BLOWING UP IN MY FACE
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TODAY I:
took a nap during my test
ate really good ice cream
screamed too much
finish exactly half my project (due Mon.)
turned green
gave myself a bloody lip
All my authors are updating today!
Oh it must be the end of the world.
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Word of the Day:
Ambivalence.
I feel as if I were splitting in two, but it’s a pleasant chasm, one that’s chaotic and spinning and whole.
